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Ouch Demotivational Poster


ONE OF THOSE PEOPLE -


TAGS: geek nerd douchebag freak cubby
Rating: 4.31/5

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forseti - July 3, 2010, 6:04 pm
but zip up your fly first!


IS THE POPE CATHOLIC -


TAGS: touching eternity hell funny hammy
Rating: 3.55/5

More motifakes by Hawamleh

Hawamleh - November 22, 2010, 11:54 pm
HEHE i ACTUALLY LAUGHED
registereduser - November 22, 2010, 11:32 pm
Answer: No, That's why the priests do it for you. (i'm actually catholic so no disrespect, it's just a funny stereotype)
Lycan - October 8, 2010, 5:55 pm
yes. yes it is
Hawamleh - September 27, 2010, 9:02 am
I Know :)
Mooooooooooooooooooo - September 21, 2010, 11:57 am
Not your best work...yer Phoning it in....3L (3.5 if I could)
Hawamleh - September 21, 2010, 11:56 am
but thats just me... so stop hating on me *tears*
Hawamleh - September 21, 2010, 11:55 am
Claire Its Not My Work, But thought It Was Funny, I Dont Alter Other Peoples Shit, i Would Have Alos Put 'yes, yes it is' had it been mine.
hootizz - September 20, 2010, 2:57 am
I would prefer Sister Ann.., but thats just me...
Claire - September 20, 2010, 12:15 am
That is a good example of what Hammy COULD have put on this poster.
suenero - September 20, 2010, 12:09 am
It's better than having Father Fred touch you. 5L
Reality Lord - September 19, 2010, 10:31 pm

its a moti hammy. one you could have really torn up. you stopped short on this one dude. you gotta dig.
Hawamleh - September 19, 2010, 8:19 pm
I Know Not Exactly A MOti, But I tought IT Would Give A Few Laughs.


HAPPY BIRTHDAY - Screw Chuck E. Cheese, that Elder God Douchebag guy? HE knows how to have a birthday party!




GROUCHO STRIKES AGAIN -


TAGS: groucho marx
Rating: 4.97/5

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falloutghoul - November 20, 2012, 6:47 pm
Ha cha cha cha cha!
forseti - November 20, 2012, 12:59 am
same with me!
gas - November 19, 2012, 8:17 pm
fav'd printed and hang on the wall


KANYE WEST - His own parents even think he's a douche bag


TAGS: kanye west douche bag oversized child immature borderline retard
Rating: 3.78/5

More motifakes by Cam

alazgr8 - September 12, 2011, 8:34 pm
Ya' know, those a$$istants and manicurists can be pretty tough, I know...
TheSarge - October 30, 2009, 2:50 pm
I bet this turd has 20 bodyguards around him too.
BriaHere - September 15, 2009, 3:02 pm
Most people I know think he's a douche. Also, Russell Brand, just to throw it in.
darkangel98s - September 15, 2009, 4:07 am
I just wanted to make sure I remembered their craziness ^_^
Mooooooooooooooooooo - September 15, 2009, 3:44 am
i was using them as examples of celebs who have let fame go to their heads. Naomi Campbell has attacked 2 assistants and a manicurist.
darkangel98s - September 15, 2009, 3:42 am
I hate to bring this up, but didn't Russel Crow attack a journalist by throwing a phone at him, then giving a bow of respect before leaving? And doesn't Lambchop do blow off underage tai Prostitutes?
Mooooooooooooooooooo - September 15, 2009, 3:31 am
Just some...not all. ex,Naomi Campbell, Russel Crowe, Lambchop.
agdaniele - September 15, 2009, 3:29 am
I disagree, mooooo... Celine Dion turned out just fine.
agdaniele - September 15, 2009, 3:29 am
And yet the youth today love him. You kan take the punk out of the ghetto, but you can't take the ghetto out of the punk.
Mooooooooooooooooooo - September 15, 2009, 3:28 am
It's fame like that that leads celebs to get big headed and start pulling hissy fits.
agdaniele - September 15, 2009, 3:26 am
What a great comment on our youth that his albums go platinum and triple platinum, and he wins awards from GQ, MTV, BRIT and the Grammys.
darkangel98s - September 15, 2009, 3:22 am
I will 5 star anything that brings the hate against this man.


TOUCHE MY FRIEND - Touche


TAGS: touche
Rating: 3.14/5

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Bartimaeus - October 18, 2009, 9:07 pm
So, Derek, you're saying...he's a pirate? Ha, fencing terms elude me, as I am an American. You might as well be talking about soccer. This is a good poster 4/5
Derek - October 18, 2009, 4:54 pm
If he's not wearing a plastron, it could mean a broken rib


FACEPLANT!! - Ouch, that's gotta hurt.




GOT YER NOSE! - I loved playing that game... ahhhhh such sweet childhood memories!


TAGS: uncle croc another bad touch
Rating: 4.86/5

More motifakes by LogicDude

nobodyofdistinction - September 4, 2015, 11:46 pm
This is definitely the funniest one I've seen here.
uberduper - April 10, 2013, 8:24 pm
life ain't a fairy tale for us all
ICEMAN - November 8, 2010, 11:40 pm
Awwwwww, shiit. I missed Moooooooooooo. (sob)
agdaniele - November 8, 2010, 11:30 pm
Ciao, dude.
Mooooooooooooooooooo - November 8, 2010, 11:24 pm
None. Off to work. Later Yo.
agdaniele - November 8, 2010, 11:12 pm
How many of our conversations here make sense?
agdaniele - November 8, 2010, 11:11 pm
At best, you're gonna end up with a lower back tattoo.
Mooooooooooooooooooo - November 8, 2010, 11:11 pm
Yay! It's back.....Now this whole conversation makes no sense....thanks Mr.M.
agdaniele - November 8, 2010, 11:11 pm
That was the jar on the front porch... not the one in the garage!
Mooooooooooooooooooo - November 8, 2010, 11:10 pm
But you said it was OK and we could give each other back rubs after.....
agdaniele - November 8, 2010, 11:08 pm
You have to stop drinking everything you find in a mason jar.
agdaniele - November 8, 2010, 11:08 pm
The hell?
Mooooooooooooooooooo - November 8, 2010, 11:06 pm
No...I just lent it to a friend.......Introducing!!! Timmy The approval Mod!
agdaniele - November 8, 2010, 11:04 pm
Did you lose your badge again?
Mooooooooooooooooooo - November 8, 2010, 11:02 pm
Ahhhhhhh I've been demoted. I knew I shouldn't have approved that Anime poster....
agdaniele - November 8, 2010, 10:53 pm
I was counting one of yours... but you're right, that's ridiculous.
Mooooooooooooooooooo - November 8, 2010, 10:52 pm
I wouldn't go that far.......Maybe 5.
agdaniele - November 8, 2010, 10:33 pm
Keep on looking... we have 6 or 7 more great ones here.
bigpicture - November 8, 2010, 10:30 pm
there needs to be more "nostalgic caption, horrific picture" type motifakes, when the connection between the picture and caption is solid, they inspire a "LOL, WUT" reaction that makes them funny... still, this is one of the best motifakes i have seen
CANADA - November 4, 2010, 12:13 pm
HA!
LogicDude - November 3, 2010, 5:21 pm
That's what happens when you stick your nose where it doesn't belong!
matt28 - November 2, 2010, 11:05 pm
Take that you damn mammal! Hail reptiles! 5L
Derek - November 2, 2010, 9:44 pm
This is something baby elephant will never forget.
fred - November 2, 2010, 7:40 pm
Mama elephant in 1,2,...
agdaniele - November 2, 2010, 6:36 pm
LOL!
Faceplant31 - November 2, 2010, 6:33 pm
ROR! I love it


MISSION ACCOMPLISHED - If your mission was to be a complete douche, then yes, mission accomplished indeed.


TAGS: bush mission accomplished douche
Rating: 2.27/5

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Kissbiff - May 24, 2009, 10:08 am
Wörd!


DOUCHEBAG - An undesirable individual who embraces MTV culture to the point of extremes.


TAGS: demotivational douchebag douche
Rating: 2.63/5

More motifakes by Nero

Lloyd - December 13, 2008, 12:30 am
Why are they making butterflies with their hands?
pervo - December 5, 2008, 4:16 am
Why aren't those faces orange? I think they're just would-be douchebags.
Overlord Douchebag - October 21, 2008, 8:53 pm
I do not in any way endorse those rejects.
honesty - October 21, 2008, 8:19 pm
wow that really is alot of douchebags..


DOUCHEBAGGUS MAXIMUS - Belonging to the Stupid Guido genus, the Douchebag is known for its use of gang symbols and "puckered" myspace faces.




COUCH POTATOES - It's true hard work never killed anybody, but I figure, why take the chance?




A KISS - A moment in time when two souls touch


TAGS: kiss soul touch
Rating: 4.81/5

More motifakes by LiquidAngel

TheSanityInspector - December 30, 2011, 1:02 am
That's a remarkable sculpture.


LOOK! - A hole in Juan!


TAGS: bull bullfighting matador ass ouch funny
Rating: 3.43/5

More motifakes by WTFO

Treehodger - January 11, 2010, 9:45 pm
(2 of 2) it rammed up your ass.
Treehodger - January 11, 2010, 9:44 pm
It may be cheaper in Mexico, but do not go down there for a Colonoscopy, please? I hear the Doctors are a tad bit horny. I also hear they like to bullrush you, in a matter of speaking. And that after it is all said and done, you feel like you got (1 of 2)
Vincent - December 11, 2009, 6:57 pm
The impressive thing is that the bull could do that with a sword coming out of it's back.
GoForthAndDie - October 31, 2008, 6:01 am
Maybe not, but I bet he cuts the time needed in half.
senator - October 31, 2008, 4:45 am
He won,t be able to poop right ever again.
Johnny - October 25, 2008, 6:33 pm
Yes... definitely a good one.
Nobody - October 25, 2008, 12:33 am
Holy fuck, ouch!! But clever caption nonetheless.
Les - July 17, 2008, 10:23 am
Suprise- Buttsecks
Vanner - July 2, 2008, 4:26 pm
Lol, brill line, nice one


NEW YORK METS - Seriously. You are the worst team in the history of the world. Just give up already.


TAGS: baseball terrible douche
Rating: 2.47/5

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FuckMets&Yankees - September 30, 2008, 1:23 pm
how do u pick up an all star or 2 every off season and still suck so bad?


HELPING EACH OTHER -


TAGS: aging wife saint husband touching
Rating: 4.75/5

More motifakes by Airman

Amren - July 14, 2011, 9:04 pm
I was going to show this to my wife. Then I remembered I liked eating solid food and living indoors...
R.S.Jake - July 13, 2011, 6:12 pm
Ma5terful Airman! I applaud your tact and seemlingly unending patience with your aging spouse. I too have tried most of these tactics when dealing with my spouse. The doctors say I may walk again, if I work hard.


LOOK MA - No Hands


TAGS: amputate amputee arms hands ma look fail shame ouch sad
Rating: 2.61/5

More motifakes by Walkerofskies

Mooooooooooooooooooo - July 30, 2009, 2:32 am
How does she cup the balls? or make a sammich for that matter?....but never in that order.
mr. me - July 30, 2009, 1:17 am
so very fucked up yet so very hilarious


THE OVERLORD DOUCHEBAG - Occasionally leaves the safety of his Impenetrable Cardboard Fortress.


TAGS: overlord douchbag impenetrable cardboard fortress
Rating: 4.35/5

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phydeaux - January 24, 2010, 3:08 pm
Now sit on it and spin. 5L!


LIGHTEN UP. - Francis.




TIM TEBOW - Because mel gibson doesnt play football.


TAGS: tebow gibson douchebag
Rating: 4.29/5

More motifakes by unicornhead

Rudedog - December 25, 2012, 2:10 am
When did Tebow become an anti Semite. Is it the whole New Testament thing. Seemed like an pretty good guy to me. Can't throw for shit though.
EmilioDumphque - June 1, 2012, 10:21 pm
There's also the matter of ignoring Jesus's wishes regarding public prayer! Mathew 6:5
AllegedAccomplice - January 2, 2012, 7:58 am
If he can learn to throw he will be great. Usually throwing isn't learned in the NFL, you're either born with the ability or you never get to the NFL. He works real hard at it so maybe he can learn it. Still wondering how they won 6 strait.
Airman - December 7, 2011, 12:15 pm
I live in Denver, and am not a big Broncos fan (grew up north of Oakland), but this has brought some relevance to what was going to be another 4-12 season. He works hard and is amazing when it is crunch time. Not sure Elway is enamored. But it's fun
CloudchaserS - December 7, 2011, 7:12 am
Good point, that does make sense.
RonE - December 7, 2011, 5:22 am
It's not hate. Most of us think he is overrated "professional" player. When he has shown through play he is worth all that hype (professionally) might be a different story. Until then, just another rookie starter. (He is getting better weekly)
caveman - December 7, 2011, 1:24 am
I think people just hate on him because he is different, in the way he represents himself, and the way he plays QB.
CloudchaserS - December 7, 2011, 1:04 am
I don't understand why some people hate on Tim Tebow. What did he ever do to anyone?


JESUS MAY LOVE YOU - But The Rest of Us Think You're a Douchebag




THATS NOT BEING NICE! THATS JUST PUTTING ON A NICE SWEATER -




ELECTRICAL ENGINEERING -




A STUPID TATTOO -


TAGS: tattoo gun stupid douche
Rating: 4.05/5

More motifakes by rudeboy308

Amren - July 30, 2011, 12:36 pm
Go on! Skin that smokewagon! Oh, wait, it's just a what??
rudeboy308 - July 29, 2011, 5:13 pm
If you're talking about cheap flash art, then yes. But a custom tattoo will run a couple/three hundred, plus tip--higher if it requires more visits for coloring or blackwork. Some tattoos can end up costing about as much as a high-end SIG Sauer.
Cyberhagen - July 29, 2011, 2:56 pm
Actually, probably not. A half-decent pistol will run you at least $350 if not 3 times that.


RECENTLY IN ARGENTINA -


TAGS: douchebaggery extraordinaire
Rating: 3.09/5

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Sean. - September 26, 2009, 12:30 pm
Can you imagine it ... being Hitler's only black friend? You'd be on call 24-7 -- "Yes Mein Fuhrer, Kenye nearly gave Mike Myers a heart attack. I too nearly dropped my viennersnitzel. Or: No Mein Fuhrer, cornrows would not be a good look for you ...."


DOUCHEBAGS - Wear sunglasses at night.


TAGS: douchebag
Rating: 2.29/5

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TRUCK NUTS -


TAGS: speed bag the douchebag testicles
Rating: 3.64/5

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target1081 - January 4, 2012, 12:32 am
Most trucks with them don't need them, as the engine has none.
Grim [email protected] - February 5, 2010, 10:33 am
NINE!
GreyScorpion - February 5, 2010, 9:57 am
you speaka de engresh?
vasilache - February 5, 2010, 9:49 am
in have a skoda fabia... FABIA i say... but i'd pus some tities on her tho
me4891 - November 17, 2009, 5:07 pm
Perfect, where I live they are quite popular. Dumbest things you have seen
Sean - September 26, 2009, 10:18 pm
I'd love to see a Smart car sporting some of those ... but it'll never happen. If yer man enough to drive one of those things, you don't need to compensate upon your compensatory ride (yer truck).
Bartimaeus - September 26, 2009, 12:02 pm
I want sum fo' my truck, I reckon. 5/5


THE SKITTLES CURSE - Must have been a terrible day when he went to use the restroom...


TAGS: the skittles touch king midas touch losing your manhood to the skittles curse
Rating: 2.3/5

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TrueGrave - February 9, 2012, 2:31 pm
"Get on your knees and taste the rainbow" What he has there is the ultimate powers of recycling...he doesn't need to use the bathroom.
agdaniele - January 12, 2010, 1:40 am
Upgrade to LMAO!
MrRandom - January 12, 2010, 1:39 am
Damnit, that actually makes sense.
agdaniele - January 12, 2010, 1:37 am
LOL
boeweizer - January 12, 2010, 1:36 am
just make some gloves out of mashed skittles


TOUCH HER THE WRONG WAY - She is liable to beat you to within an inch of your life with that guitar.




SOME MORNINGS -


TAGS: mornings grouchy babies
Rating: 3.45/5

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agdaniele - July 26, 2009, 10:19 am
5L!!!! Amazingly, someone grouch already 1L'd ya. Mornings, huh?


I'M NOT TOUCHING YOU -


TAGS: birds touching
Rating: 3.39/5

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LogicDude - May 30, 2009, 3:55 pm
Moooooooooom!!! He keeps touching meeeee!!! ROFL x 5 lions!
agdaniele - May 30, 2009, 7:09 am
Brilliant!


MAO - He has a house in Australia.


TAGS: kibu code geass r2 mao lelouche anime death note
Rating: 2.68/5

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CANADA - November 26, 2009, 1:56 am
I goa go too. I dont like my GF riding the bus home at night. see ya
Bartimaeus - November 26, 2009, 1:51 am
I'm Jamaican now. Tree=three, I'm not drinking maple syrup. I don't care if it is one of Canada's greatest exports. That and newspaper.
Bartimaeus - November 26, 2009, 1:50 am
Well, good night all. ROFL MAO I'm not gay. There's a tree drink minimum.
Bartimaeus - November 26, 2009, 12:55 am
That's like trying to balance out crack with heroin...
MrRandom - November 26, 2009, 12:49 am
Yep. That and House help balance out Glee.
Bartimaeus - November 26, 2009, 12:48 am
Dexter...isn't that the one about the serial killer that kills other serial killers?
MrRandom - November 26, 2009, 12:45 am
This has been a perfect episode so far, but it cut me off in the middle. Hate.
Bartimaeus - November 26, 2009, 12:44 am
Don't you hate the time restraints sites use. It seems like it always hits me in the middle of a two-parter.
MrRandom - November 26, 2009, 12:41 am
I recommend anime shipudenn or something like that. Almost every anime there is, is on there in their whole. Currently, I'm waiting 20 more freakin minutes so I can finish the newest episode of Dexter.
Bartimaeus - November 26, 2009, 12:40 am
I hear you, man. I rarely watch things as they come out. Recently, I've become addicted to DBZ-Zone.org. They got a few great series on there.
MrRandom - November 26, 2009, 12:38 am
I don't watch much tv on tv, since I don't get alot of the shows when they come out. Usually I wait a year, but horay for the internet and certain sites.
Bartimaeus - November 26, 2009, 12:36 am
You know what was a great Anime on Adult Swim...S-Cry-Ed...and Bebop, though I never got into that.
Bartimaeus - November 26, 2009, 12:34 am
lol I love Venture Brothers. Adult swim gets the best shows. I also like Robot Chicken...but I'm a little ashamed of that.
WTFO - November 26, 2009, 12:33 am
Due to the ages of my kids, most Anime is inappropriate. Due to my age, the only cartoons I'll watch on my own is South Park, Simpsons and Looney Tunes.
MrRandom - November 26, 2009, 12:31 am
I like some anime. I'm more about the immature adult shows like Venture Brothers and Metalocalypse.
Bartimaeus - November 26, 2009, 12:30 am
Really? I like Anime a lot. I find it's less inhibited than Western animation. I think, perhaps, you haven't given it a proper chance.
WTFO - November 26, 2009, 12:26 am
Dude, you lost me completely. I told you I think Anime sucks. I didn't even like Kill Bill which was live action Anime.
Bartimaeus - November 26, 2009, 12:25 am
...but he has a house in Australia...Code Geass is a good show. I even like the English Dub, which is rare. Incredibly rare. They nailed Lelouch's voice.
WTFO - November 26, 2009, 12:23 am
Bart, I know that answer. It's because Anime in general sucks and Anime with incoherent text really sucks. Sorry, Kibu.
Bartimaeus - November 26, 2009, 12:21 am
I don't understand why this is rated so low...
Bartimaeus - November 26, 2009, 12:20 am
It's like an A-Bomb bursting backwards in my brain! Imagine, a mushroom cloud in reverse. A huge and expansive cosmos compressing itself into a single phallic shaped object.
WTFO - November 26, 2009, 12:20 am
You forgot the M-80s, Mr. R. WTFO?
MrRandom - November 26, 2009, 12:18 am
Kool aid. Fire ants. Video tape. Fast motion. Hours of fun condensed into minutes of horror.
WTFO - November 26, 2009, 12:17 am
Hours of fun?? I use a gallon of gas and a quarter stick of dynomite. It's over in about 45 seconds. (But it's a spectacular 45 seconds).
Bartimaeus - November 26, 2009, 12:13 am
This is like a bag full of squirrels on FIRE! Hours of fun.
MrRandom - November 26, 2009, 12:12 am
Or he could be a motifaker.
WTFO - November 26, 2009, 12:10 am
There is something wrong with your head, Bart. You may have A.D.H.L.A.S.
Bartimaeus - November 26, 2009, 12:07 am
I know, dude! Isn't it just so random and awesome! I laugh so hard EVERY TIME I see it.
MrRandom - November 26, 2009, 12:05 am
o.O
Bartimaeus - October 24, 2009, 5:00 pm
hysterically* too much to type *huff* *huff*
Bartimaeus - October 24, 2009, 4:59 pm
I don't know why, but this makes me hyserically! 5


douchebag -




TOUCH -


TAGS: find touch crazy
Rating: 4.74/5

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soundspinner - September 3, 2011, 4:01 am
To a lot of guys it's a big secret that they learn too late...
marlygirl - April 26, 2011, 8:29 am
very nice! x5
forseti - April 26, 2011, 2:39 am
5weet!
rasicar - April 25, 2011, 10:48 am
Look for her heart... I know where it is. It is through the rib cage... Are you sure that touching it would be a good idea? I think it would be kind of messy to be honest. ;)
steph1 - April 24, 2011, 11:15 am
thank you RL - it's already up on motitwist
Reality Lord - April 24, 2011, 9:23 am

nice 5teph...you're posting this to motitwist as well?
steph1 - April 23, 2011, 11:41 am
thank you kindly - this isn't really such a big secret
rerun - April 23, 2011, 11:15 am

beautiful


UMBRELLAS - They only keep you dry when it's the rain that's falling.


TAGS: fail owned rain bike crash painful ouch
Rating: 3.35/5

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Derek - December 28, 2009, 4:22 pm
Poor fellah. One can only hope the water helped break the fall.


OOMPA-LOOMPA DOUCHE - Coming to a high school prom near you!




ALCOHOL - without it, some people would remain virgins forever




BOY SCOUTS OF AMERICA - If the Scout Master touches my virginity I will cut him!


TAGS: boy scout touch virginity cut
Rating: 3.83/5

More motifakes by Budog

Budog - January 28, 2012, 12:01 am
The real Canteen Boy...
mariand - January 27, 2012, 6:14 am
lol


IT'S NOT GAY... - Balls aren't touching! Although I'm touch.... never mind.




COMPASSION -


TAGS: coworkers are a little touchier
Rating: 4.4/5

More motifakes by Haarakkon

Mooooooooooooooooooo - February 21, 2010, 5:58 pm
You tell it Brother!
Haarakkon - February 21, 2010, 5:56 pm
Make it 3-2, we have a game!
Haarakkon - February 21, 2010, 5:55 pm
Now if you'll pardon me, Russia is up 3-1 in the third.
Haarakkon - February 21, 2010, 5:54 pm
but I'd give credit for it if I did that. And I've not taken a poster from elsewhere yet. Pictures, however, I'll take from ANY source, since I'm not selling anything or profiting in any way, it's not a copyright violation by International standards.
Haarakkon - February 21, 2010, 5:51 pm
25 comments? I didn't know mother-hugging was so controversial! Lol. I wish I could remember where I got this pic. It's been on my computer for quite awhile. I suspect it was on Pixdaus, though. Moo+ is right, I'd share a poster if I thought it was funny
MO - February 21, 2010, 5:29 pm
I know you do moooo. I know. @Aggy anchor clanker FTW!!!!
agdaniele - February 21, 2010, 5:28 pm
It's not used to gag your actual balls, you anchor clanker.
Mooooooooooooooooooo - February 21, 2010, 5:27 pm
I wish you'd wear it
MO - February 21, 2010, 5:26 pm
I got a ball gag!! OH SNAP!!! Cock block!
agdaniele - February 21, 2010, 5:25 pm
No black cherry? Ok, oral is fine.
spacedog - February 21, 2010, 5:25 pm
I thought that meant has a big moustache and wears a pointy hat?
MO - February 21, 2010, 5:24 pm
Tuck, dress and gag.....I'm in!! (butt i'm still not down with the you know what)
Mooooooooooooooooooo - February 21, 2010, 5:22 pm
Classic German?.....I see, So?....he stands in line for toilet paper while his mom makes scheisse videos?
agdaniele - February 21, 2010, 5:21 pm
And keep tucking it.... even when you pee.
Mooooooooooooooooooo - February 21, 2010, 5:19 pm
I told you Mo....Wear the dress and the ball gag.....Or GTFO.
agdaniele - February 21, 2010, 5:19 pm
Hoschie is a german photographer... doesn't make motifakes, he's crying about his pic being used here. Don't get me wrong, he's done good work... a lot of it could make good motifakes. But, he decided to march on us in the winter. Classic german error.
TheTrashHeap - February 21, 2010, 5:18 pm
The guy is a deviantart puss. He took the pic (not made the poster) and thought it would be safe on the interweb. Pity him for his innocent gullibility.
MO - February 21, 2010, 5:18 pm
Damn it Mooooo! Does that mean the Moooooo and MO prom is off again?
Mooooooooooooooooooo - February 21, 2010, 5:17 pm
The pic? Sure. That's what internet pics are for.....If you don't likeit!.....Copyright it. Or FUCK OFF!
Mooooooooooooooooooo - February 21, 2010, 5:16 pm
I don't care if it gives away my slight man crush on Haar.....He WOULDN'T steal a Motifake.
MO - February 21, 2010, 5:13 pm
Well I still want proof or as Culos said STFU!! Harr don't need to copy shit. He's a natural. But IF he did can we at least twist his horns?
agdaniele - February 21, 2010, 5:11 pm
Look at it this way.... at least your picture has been used for more than trying to subsidise a pot habit by selling the work of a Rütli drop-out.
spacedog - February 21, 2010, 5:09 pm
My apologies to Haar. You guys are absolutely right.
Mooooooooooooooooooo - February 21, 2010, 5:09 pm
I disagree....there will be no "smiting" of Haar....If this is a copy of someone elses work, It's a coincidence.......Haar wouldn't do that.
culos - February 21, 2010, 5:06 pm
@hoschie: Proof or STFU. If you claim to have made this poster (not the picture) subbmit some proof and we'll smite Haarakkon for not giving credit. If not, get your card and leave the Internet.....
Mooooooooooooooooooo - February 21, 2010, 5:05 pm
There's no way Haar would steal a Motifake. I call Shenanigans on Hoschie.
agdaniele - February 21, 2010, 5:03 pm
hoschie... a very terrible opening line. I don't see your work anywhere in a motivational poster. And, since this is motifake, we showcase fake motivational posters... not just hack amateur online photography.
spacedog - February 21, 2010, 4:56 pm
Oh and welcome to the internet!
spacedog - February 21, 2010, 4:55 pm
Consider the audience for your art quadrupled, and getting a good rating.
Hoschie - February 21, 2010, 4:51 pm
Thanks a lot for stealing my work without permission to post it here!! Great site here which supports art-thieves!
agdaniele - February 21, 2010, 12:37 pm
What that comment lacks in originality, it makes up for in irrelevance.
METALWERX - February 21, 2010, 12:36 pm
101 ways to WOK yer cat
Treehodger - February 20, 2010, 4:50 pm
I love kittens. Now who is in the mood for some Chinese Food?


AM I GOING TO CATCH HELL? - What do you think?


TAGS: couch time coming right up
Rating: 3.19/5

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spacedog - December 11, 2009, 6:18 pm
LMAO! Nope. You're good to go. Let's move that couch and love seat into the middle and hop over them with the quad you've got in the kitchen. 5Ls.
CANADA - December 11, 2009, 6:04 pm
I know a guy who did that when he was moving out


NO WONDER - He's using Windows ...


TAGS: who cares about tags i mean they are neither shown douche
Rating: 3/5
lol - June 18, 2009, 8:24 pm
10 years old and its still funnier than 99 percent of the crap you have on this site.
Nobody - October 23, 2008, 12:30 am
Always likes this one - clever ;P
Casino2Fresh At Aim - August 30, 2008, 1:50 am
lol good pun, thats original
Bill Gates - June 27, 2008, 9:46 am
old. really old. but that is fucking funny.
J35u5M4 - June 14, 2008, 11:16 am
Couldn't stop laughing IRL
Orsis - May 29, 2008, 1:05 pm
EPIC LOOOL
Mayor of Idiotsville - May 29, 2008, 11:06 am
Two hilarious posters in one. I thnk this may be a first here.
Brian - May 29, 2008, 1:22 am
thats witty
Nice1 - May 28, 2008, 7:27 pm
Ok, I hate Macs and all... but that is actually really funny.


BRET MICHAELS - is an over-the-hill untalented crass horny douchebag who utterly sickens me.


TAGS: bret michaels old untalented horny douche doris
Rating: 2.81/5

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Nittin - May 20, 2009, 12:58 am
what the hell kind of name is 'Bret'?
HtD - March 28, 2009, 3:56 am
You're one of the idiots that would go on the show to get a disease from this asshole.
mee - March 28, 2009, 2:58 am
man bret michaels is sexy and he is awesome although alot older than me i still love the music!!
Motifake Wit Liberation Front - January 22, 2009, 12:27 am
Talk dirty to me! Seriously, one okay song ( if I have my kitsch meter turned to 11 ) doesn't make up for a half assed career as a reality show c-level celebrity horndog with absolutely zero class.
Cubbybear - January 21, 2009, 11:11 am
I know what you mean...Poison was not a great band


JEFFREY DAHMER - He looks hungry.


TAGS: jeffrey dahmer eating people douche fag
Rating: 2.5/5

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Bartimaeus - October 30, 2009, 2:05 am
Hey...HEY! Why didn't they give Hannibal Lecter the death penalty? Because...they were afraid of what he'd want for a last meal! Waka! Waka! Waka!
boeweizer - October 30, 2009, 2:03 am
om nom nom
agdaniele - February 6, 2009, 8:28 pm
You gotta stop watching the Discovery Channel... you're getting news that's about 14 years old. Motifake #14074 nailed it.


GARAUE - It's Iraqian/Baghdadenes for DOUCHE-BAG.




COME ON IN! - I always have time for Jehovah's Witnesses. Here, have a seat. Why don't you start at the very beginning?




MAO - He likes making people compact.


TAGS: kibu code geass r2 mao lelouche anime death note
Rating: 2.27/5

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Granite - March 8, 2009, 7:04 am
to Predictable


DOUCHEBAG - This one is a professional.


TAGS: professional douchebag batista
Rating: 1.91/5

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ThatGuy - March 16, 2010, 2:41 pm
I'll say it to his face. Whats he gonna do? Hit me with his purse?
gaps - March 16, 2010, 5:50 am
fuggenwaggles even the names funny lmao when you tell him he is a douch to his face & wake up 3months later from a coma come msg me and i might rate this lmao


ICY-HOT - is not a lubricant


TAGS: icyhot ouch yelling
Rating: 4.14/5

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redhdsrbst - May 4, 2010, 7:59 pm
Oww ... just .. Owww


LONELINESS - When you realize that all the people you're missing, aren't missing you at all.


TAGS: ouch
Rating: 4.06/5

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forseti - June 22, 2010, 5:29 pm
like it
crankyhead - June 22, 2010, 5:08 pm
Hey Garbage Kid, February is on the phone and wants it's tired old joke back.
Faceplant31 - June 22, 2010, 5:01 pm
Helluva demotivating poster and a nice zing.
TheTrashHeap - June 22, 2010, 4:59 pm
Handsome fella! But certainly not a tank!


DOUCHEBAGS - Meet your Emperor. He has proclaimed himself emperor of all the douchebags.




ELDER GOD DOUCHEBAG - Becoming more manly everyday !!




THIS! IS! SPARTAAAAAA! -


TAGS: this is sparta drill dentist nightmare ouch
Rating: 1.8/5


HEAD PROTECTION - Umbrellas don't work.


TAGS: helmet ouch faceplant
Rating: 2.9/5

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Paul Kondor Poduszlo - August 20, 2009, 11:28 pm
lolz


OUCH! - well, don't say we didn't warn you


TAGS: ouch funny fun pain painful death sports drunk military sign god signs braw badass bad ass bad failure fail sad heart dead stabbed
Rating: 2.14/5

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freestyler - November 24, 2009, 2:05 pm
nice hijack


GAY - you are it




PATIENCE -


TAGS: patience douche asshat drivethrough burger
Rating: 5/5

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Sho - October 3, 2013, 9:42 pm
and you really need to go to the bathroom. very badly.
JesusWept - June 11, 2013, 9:54 am
And when they finally got their order and are about to leave, they run out of fuel.
lgvernon - June 10, 2013, 11:13 am

And they are non-English-speaking. They also become distracted by the sound of my head banging against the steering wheel of my truck.


DUCKFACE -




PUSH UPS? -


TAGS: fat guy stuck on couch
Rating: 4.29/5

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SorayaDarqsyde - December 24, 2011, 5:54 pm
Looks more like Pizza the Hut.
ICEMAN - September 30, 2011, 2:55 am
Hey! Rerun has made it clear he did not want any pics of him made into Motifakes.
Iconoclast - September 29, 2011, 2:57 pm
Looks a lot like Jabba the Hut, or an early relative


THERE ARE THINGS -




A SUPERIOR COUCH POTATO -


TAGS: couch potato lists
Rating: 3.72/5

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agdaniele - August 2, 2009, 11:34 am
You forgot "making anime posters"


THAT T-SHIRT - the only ID he'll ever need.


TAGS: douche
Rating: 3.58/5

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THE SPACE BAR - Like a vagina, it's OK to touch after the period.


TAGS: steven stephen hawking vagina touch period space bar spacebar pancakes
Rating: 2.97/5
GoForthAndDie - October 1, 2008, 1:24 am
This is the first grammar-Nazi-related item on this site worth seeing. And Mr. Hawking does indeed rule.


Elvis Presley -




36'' LIFT KIT - Because sometimes normal compensation just isn't enough.




STRETCH HUMMERS - Allowing douchebags to overcompensate in style!




RUNNING WITH POINTY OBJECTS - Not Limited to Scissors




SUMMER'S EVE - Yeah, Like A Summer's Eve If You Live Near The Wharf. Now Available In Industrial Strength




YOU'RE ONLY AS OLD - as the woman you feel


TAGS: crafty codgers groucho
Rating: 4.94/5

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Feasibly - August 25, 2011, 11:14 am
LOL, 5 mofo's
Rayzr32 - August 25, 2011, 5:52 am
Be5t EVER, ha ha ha ha!
crankyhead - August 24, 2011, 9:41 pm
ten - 5ix =)
the1stCOMMI3 - August 24, 2011, 7:53 pm
Hahahahaha *pant* that about sums it up.
the1stCOMMI3 - August 24, 2011, 7:52 pm
Hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha5Lhahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha...


ALIENS -


TAGS: why do they do it i bet overlord douchebag knew
Rating: 4.47/5

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agdaniele - May 8, 2010, 1:51 pm
To you, or FOR you? Wait... that's not what I meant.
GreyScorpion - May 8, 2010, 1:48 pm
prison will do that to you
agdaniele - May 8, 2010, 1:38 pm
When trying to figure out how to enslave an entire race... one must get all the info available on the rectum. Anal sex has been known to enslave many a man.
pieman - May 8, 2010, 10:50 am
Cap FTW! You never know. It is just sh*t to us but but it could be diamonds to them. 5 solid gold lions.


DOUCHE BAGS - Now Available in Small, Medium and Oh Shit, were's my hat I NEED MY HAT!


TAGS: douche
Rating: 4.27/5

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Sean - July 21, 2011, 11:45 am
Typical douchebaggery, ha! Can't even motifake without his ha- Ahhh crap! I just noticed that the string of my track pants has been sticking out all morning. DAMN! Marring the view of my abs!! No wonder that chick just walked away shaking her head.
Johny2456 - July 21, 2011, 4:23 am
Like it. .. I actually lol'd pretty hard


HAMMERTIME -




RELIGION - Don't get Thor angry. You wouldn't like him when he's angry.


TAGS: jesus touchdown jesus
Rating: 3.5/5

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falloutghoul - September 1, 2011, 6:46 pm
I heard about this and thought it was hilarious; still do, too! 5L


SHOWING OFF - It will never win you the race.


TAGS: show off race fall accident ouch
Rating: 3.11/5

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Sex_feind - October 19, 2009, 4:05 am
Photoshopped!


SPEED BUMPS - They suck the most on race tracks.




THIS LITTLE PIGGY CRIED WEE -




WELL DEAR -


TAGS: mother daughter touching
Rating: 4.88/5

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IllicoPresto - January 1, 2011, 4:26 am
Someone has been reading the Urban Dictionary. Good for you! Keep 'em coming! (har, har)
Airman - July 23, 2010, 2:30 pm
if you look at the tags, it says Mother and Daughter.. it is a mother talking to a daughter.. excuse me while I bang my head on my monitor.. It's a joke, not the sermon on the mount..
GreyScorpion - July 23, 2010, 2:27 pm
getreal, us people are having fun making posters, you're not adding to that. Make a poster, then you can add your 2 cents worth of negative comments and criticisms on somebody elses's
getreal - July 23, 2010, 2:21 pm
took 3 lones to many and has no relevence. are you people living in some religious compound where this comment is somehow shocking?
Reality Lord - July 22, 2010, 9:21 pm

this is totally awesome. tyyt...search for poster 50600.
agdaniele - July 22, 2010, 8:17 pm
That's a lot of talk for someone who hasn't made one single poster. Join in, show us how it's done. You can tell everyone what's wrong with their posters... let's see how you do it.
pzykosiz - July 22, 2010, 7:30 pm
hilarious and disgusting 5L's
Faceplant31 - July 22, 2010, 6:36 pm
Terrible! I love it! 5 sets of money shots for you sir.


THAT TIME OF THE MONTH - When Even Relaxing Is Dangerous


TAGS: pms wife couch bones
Rating: 4.75/5

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rerun - November 29, 2010, 8:10 pm

I don't get it, what's the yolk?
Shottyz - November 29, 2010, 8:00 pm
Awesome.... 5L
Reality Lord - November 29, 2010, 2:59 pm

nice
Kspace - November 29, 2010, 9:42 am
It's funny because it's true!


LITERAL LARRY - The Icepack Icon


TAGS: ouch
Rating: 4.7/5

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TRUE FRIEND - Outside of a dog, a book is man's best friend. Inside of a dog, it's much too dark to read


TAGS: groucho marx quote happy birthday
Rating: 4.58/5

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MilDoc - March 17, 2011, 4:12 pm
I stand corrected. Thx IP!
IllicoPresto - March 11, 2011, 11:38 pm
Actually, Grouch Marx said it.
MilDoc - March 11, 2011, 12:55 pm
Nice Mark Twain quote.


THAT'S JUST LIKE A REDNECK -


TAGS: with all due respect to sean connery untouchables misquote
Rating: 4.42/5

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mucwhore - August 16, 2011, 7:36 pm
And he didn't bring him.
mucwhore - August 16, 2011, 7:35 pm
It's not a woman. It's his son.
Faceplant31 - June 1, 2010, 11:51 am
Nice. 5 Human shields for you!


COCK-A-DOODLE-DOUCHEBAG! - Sweet Jesus man. Just kill yourself.


TAGS: douche turd moron dick face
Rating: 4.3/5

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rerun - August 1, 2010, 8:36 am

sad thing is, in about 10 years she will "find" this picture and wonder just what the hell she was thinking.
corbett06 - August 1, 2010, 8:33 am
i must agree with cubby on this one
Cubbybear - May 15, 2010, 11:07 pm
Hawt girl...woof!


THE WORLD IS A DANGEROUS PLACE - not because of the people who are evil, but because of the people who do nothing about it! -Albert Einstien


TAGS: google douchebags evil einstien
Rating: 4.05/5

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Reality Lord - August 20, 2011, 2:11 pm

you mean like Christ?
falloutghoul - August 20, 2011, 1:21 pm
Those Auto-Suggestions have to go!
GreyScorpion - October 20, 2010, 3:24 pm
Hi Hammer, make it 22, enough of this discussion. Next post on this poster, today, gets a TO.
HammerofHeeb - October 20, 2010, 3:20 pm
21. Because I checked it as soon as I clicked the "Post Comment."
HammerofHeeb - October 20, 2010, 3:19 pm
Well, he took it in the form of how it was an elitist symbol. I think it was accompinied by Skull and Bones on Harvard or Yales doors.
crankyhead - October 20, 2010, 3:17 pm
congrats hammer, you just got 20 people to check the clock simultaneously
crankyhead - October 20, 2010, 3:16 pm
which should be a pretty clear indicator of just how screwed up those doucherockets actually were.
HammerofHeeb - October 20, 2010, 3:15 pm
I won't be going anywhere until 345. That's when I will be done with my last patient and I have closed all my notes :-)
HammerofHeeb - October 20, 2010, 3:13 pm
And it was revived by Hitler for the reason of racism and "white supremecy."
crankyhead - October 20, 2010, 3:12 pm
the swastika a big symbol in Buddhism, which, is about as far away from Nazism as a person can get.
Airman - October 20, 2010, 3:08 pm
Hitler became Chancellor in 1933.. and was left alone until he attacked Poland in 1939.. heck, they hosted the '36 Olympics. He emulated Rome with all the symbolism. swastikas have been around long before the nazis started using it, as in Bronze Age
Mooooooooooooooooooo - October 20, 2010, 3:04 pm
I'm glad you've run away Hammer......you weren't exactly "well liked". In fact...you're a tool.
Neener - October 20, 2010, 2:27 pm
Swasticas were also used in war propoganda posters. More proof that just because a symbol is shown doesn't mean its PRO (insert symbol's group)
crankyhead - October 20, 2010, 2:27 pm
can your EO make us a poster then?
HammerofHeeb - October 20, 2010, 2:24 pm
Really, it's impact versus intent. My EO would be super proud right now.
Neener - October 20, 2010, 2:22 pm
I take it since you haven't answered you now see the poster as it was intended. Anti-Nazi. Its about taking action against evil instead of just watching it happen.
Neener - October 20, 2010, 2:05 pm
Have you read the quote? Do you agree that the symbol reinforces the wisdom within?
HammerofHeeb - October 20, 2010, 2:04 pm
IDK..the Nazi's killing millions of people? Maybe that might be a start.
Neener - October 20, 2010, 2:03 pm
Could you kindly point out where this poster is about hate?
HammerofHeeb - October 20, 2010, 1:54 pm
And my name is all about hate? FAIL.
Mooooooooooooooooooo - October 20, 2010, 12:05 pm
Someone seems to think that this is factfake.com....it isn't.
AdmiralAckbar - October 20, 2010, 12:01 pm
wat
fascistfrenchman - October 20, 2010, 8:16 am
In pursuant to Article 4 of Act of 15 September 1935, the eagle of the Reich (Reichsadler; organs of state) points toward your right, while the eagle of the NSDAP (Parteiadler; NSDPA) points to your left.
agdaniele - June 26, 2010, 11:14 pm
Martyrs don't make change. Check history.
rerun - June 26, 2010, 8:33 pm

knock it off or take a time out....both of you.
Reality Lord - June 26, 2010, 7:26 pm

i could rattle off "so did your mom" ...nah. too big, too controlling, conform or be cast out...kinda like your mom. sorry had to.
urmom - June 26, 2010, 7:17 pm
google did do something asswipe


HUMMER H3 -


TAGS: hummer douche h3 h2
Rating: 3.06/5

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OVERLORD DOUCHEBAG -


TAGS: douchebag
Rating: 3/5

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Matters_Not - December 21, 2008, 12:50 am
what!!!.no comment from culos?
Motifake Wit Liberation Front - November 26, 2008, 2:56 pm
The best way to eat a head is to boil it in beer. The meat comes right off, and the brains are easy to yank out the nose or foramen magnum. Always remember to shave the whole head first!
Overlord Douchebag - November 26, 2008, 1:06 pm
Well, normally, yes. Those unlucky bastards just managed to prove to be ALMOST a semblance of a fraction of a challenge.
Cubbybear - November 26, 2008, 10:43 am
He doesn't eat the heads?
Overlord Douchebag - November 26, 2008, 10:02 am
This is pretty funny..I think SOMEONE'S been spared my usual morning slaughters. Made my day, right here.
Elwood - November 26, 2008, 6:40 am
Funny, but I don't hear OD laughing, Ronsart. I sure hope he has a sense of humor. Otherwise, someone might die.
pro - November 26, 2008, 4:36 am
Mummy??!!
Motifake Wit Liberation Front - November 26, 2008, 1:13 am
I hear it's only for photo-ops. Normally, the place is a mess.


COUNSELING - The Sage Greybeards of Motifake stage an intervention on Elder God Douchebag


TAGS: sage greybeards of motifake elder god douchebag
Rating: 2.63/5

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Elder God Douchebag - January 16, 2009, 6:33 pm
You should thank me. The tenth planet was full of jerks.
Motifake Wit Liberation Front - January 16, 2009, 4:36 pm
It won't take. The last time someone tried to erase his evil, he ate just enough time to remove the tenth planet from our solar system from history.


SURVEY SAYS ?!?! - You're A Douche




DOUCHEBAGS - Meet Your New God




DOUCHEBAG OF THE DAY - #1 on my "Top 5 list" of people I wanna punch in the face


TAGS: douchebag
Rating: 1.92/5

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DOUCHEBAG - Everyone knows one


TAGS: douchebag
Rating: 1.62/5

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aPauling - August 29, 2008, 8:37 am
Now I know three more!


COUCH POTATO - OMG! The disease is spreading!




THE ELDER GODS - They're a bunch of douchebags. Please kick them in the nuts if you seeh them.


TAGS: elder god douchebag elder god douchebag
Rating: 1.5/5

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spacedog - February 7, 2010, 1:26 am
So this guys hits two Moderators and three long-standing members?
Overlord Douchebag - February 6, 2010, 9:11 pm
Sand, not stand. I fail'd.
Overlord Douchebag - February 6, 2010, 9:11 pm
It's obviously someone I put in their place before..Wonder who's still got stand in their vagina.
Claire - February 6, 2010, 7:23 pm
If he had stopped at "They're a bunch of douche bags" it would have been funny, but then he had to keep going and it just got hateful. Also, I don't think there is an "h" at the end of the word "see."
rerun - February 6, 2010, 6:22 pm

is this supposed to be a tribute? seems hateful.


what the hell -


TAGS: ouch
Rating: 5/5

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mizzdizz - May 16, 2015, 6:52 pm
When the anus speaks? That's where all the fun and adventure is! 5L
concern3 - May 16, 2015, 10:09 am
very funny a 5er
Silverheart - May 16, 2015, 8:01 am

That's why they tell you to prepare your anus.


suicide bomber -




POSSIBILITY -


TAGS: grouchy conquistadores
Rating: 4.86/5

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ICEMAN - July 7, 2011, 1:21 am
Dang, that there is deep.
Hawamleh - July 6, 2011, 9:20 pm
never have you failed to maze me, I actually dropped my jaw when i read this... 5 L
house - July 6, 2011, 7:45 pm
Nice on Haar. I'll give it 5 cause its funny but you should really attribute the quote
Reality Lord - July 6, 2011, 9:19 am

epicne55


NATURAL -


TAGS: pure untouched sexy cubby
Rating: 4.67/5

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agdaniele - January 14, 2011, 2:53 am
I like how she used arrows to accent the general unwillingness to give head.


HOW OFTEN? - Now... now... now... now... now... It actually might be more productive if we do this, Away from the elementary school...


TAGS: touching private parts school
Rating: 4.13/5

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supplyfishy - September 10, 2011, 3:30 am
any time i see a hot chick and any time im left with my thoughts fore more than 5 minits
CANADA - January 13, 2010, 5:46 pm
truly disturbing! 5L
Fatt Matt - January 13, 2010, 2:02 pm
HAHAHAHA! Chris Hanson on line 1 for you Grim...+5


RUSH - "Freedom of speech shouldn't guarantee immunity from the standards of decency" -unknown




THE CHURCH OF DOUCHE - Now providing burials.


TAGS: the church of douche
Rating: 3.22/5

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Claire - January 13, 2010, 11:02 pm
Amen!
Bartimaeus - January 13, 2010, 10:56 pm
Douchebag be praised!


DUDE - That is NOT how you shave your legs


TAGS: ouch leg cut
Rating: 2.69/5

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Treehodger - February 16, 2010, 7:43 pm
Odd, you think Haar would know how to use that thing by now?
DreMagnum - November 19, 2009, 9:33 pm
lol, dont worry, i hate this poster very much
Shyanne - November 19, 2009, 9:29 pm
Emo You're doing it wrong, and yes I commented like it very much on my own poster. lol
Bartimaeus - September 19, 2009, 1:10 pm
Wait, freestyler, it is one thing to lose his legs, but his arms too? He'd be Bob Oblong, bouncing around on his ass! Then how would he shave his back?
Bartimaeus - September 19, 2009, 1:05 pm
A one-legged wookie with a machete! I know what I'm going to be next Halloween. 5/5
freestyler - September 19, 2009, 9:18 am
He should shave his arm(s).


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